Total Medals Earned: 2,639 (From
587 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 39,875 Points
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Find the hidden easter egg! HINT: You have to drag it from one edge of the screen!