Total Medals Earned: 2,639 (From 587 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,875 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Find your soul (patch)
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/500 points)
Complete level 1
Submit your socre
failed 3 times
Complete 3 Levels
Half of the game
Complet all levels of this game
Back to the game three times
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/490 points)
Die
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Get 10 headshots
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Don't call me a b****
Discover the meaning of life
Get a certain number of points